Global Evil Corp.

BEHOLD… er!

mobilebovine — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 00:11:30 +0000

This thing was huge. Lurve it. Want it’s aberrant babies.

still alive – now with 50% more internet meme!

mobilebovine — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:15:30 +0000

JoCo in a surprise move at the PAX 2008 concert brought out a special guest to help him sing the fan favorite “Still Alive”

on cakes.

mobilebovine — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 17:43:35 +0000

drink my juice. it's nutritous.

So a guy made a Rainslick Precipice of Darkness cake. featuring a fruit fucker. naturally. it was awesome and I wanted to devour it. alas, I probably would have been thrown out for my love of pastry. sigh. video below.

things that happened today.

mobilebovine — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 09:11:41 +0000

mostly consisted of waiting in very long lines. but they were usually worth it and it was over all an enjoyable experience. and it all ended with wil wheaton and a couple of trannies. bonus. anyway, more details when I have patience. for now I leave you with this:

We have arrived.

mobilebovine — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:04:11 +0000

we’re in our second hotel. it is much nicer. have seen many geeks now. we are soon to join then rest of them in Arcadia.

Bonus Content:

Here is a nice meta experience for you. I know that some out there have never had to wait for the bus, so to you, I offer this truly visceral look through the eyes of a foreign culture

epic.

the breakfastination

mobilebovine — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:31:07 +0000

the fleabag had a decent breakfast. there was even juice.

and update with scintillating pictures may appear later.

To summarize…

mobilebovine — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:13:49 +0000

The fleabag is:

“Gross, Dirty, Scarey, Unsanitary!‎ … This hotel is HORRIBLE!!Our room was FILTHY!PUBIC HAIRS all over in the bed- gross! Also what appeared to be flakes, or dried boogers- eww!Hair all over the bathroom floor.”

Thank you trip advisor.

the fleabag

mobilebovine — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:35:54 +0000

has hard water. I may still be covered in soap when I arrive at PAX.

um…

mobilebovine — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:50:32 +0000

so it’s morning. I think. I haven’t looked outside, but I imagine it is cold and dark and lonely out there. PAX begins in a few hours. I think I need food.

Here is what is up.

mobilebovine — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 07:46:23 +0000

So, I’m finally busting the cherry on the Global Evil Corp. brand of web bullshit by blogging PAX 2008. This will be our third year going to PAX and the fifth year of the con over all. It should be a hoot. We just got in to seattle a short while ago and are now in our first hotel room of the trip (heretofor referred to as “the fleabag”). It is slightly cleaner than I expected, but not by much. The con proper starts tomorrow around 2ish so we’ll be looking to escape this dirtbag junction as soon as possible and transfer to our not craptastic hotel before that. maybe breakfast will happen. Anyway, mark sleep now. see you on the other side of night.